Truck?…Jeep?…Science Fair Project?

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Well, It was the hacked up “Jeep Door” that caught my eye, but it was the Light bulb in the door and the Tree in the Side rail that blew me away!!! This is where having a camera on hand and being able to take pics at 50mph in traffic, really pays off!. theres no way We would have been able to pic out all of the monstrosities that are attached to this ride. Lets look at the crazy ones first. 1. he has light bulb duct-taped through his side doors to use for turn signals cause the back ones are broke. I actually seen them blink when he changed lanes, and im assuming he has a little pull string he uses manually because the blinks weren’t that consistent. He must have a long string for right turns. 2. there is a tree planted in the back left bed rail hole? WTF. I swear I saw soil in the hole! mybe he’s trying to grow lemons to go with his lemon of a truck? 3. Sawed off door to resemble a Jeep Door. Why? I bet it doesn’t even open being how theres no handle, or its being held by the inside. NOTE: he had to re-mount the side mirror to the front quarter panel 4. 02 spray painted on the side doors in primer. is he saying this truck is the brother or sister of the General Lee? Stepbrother maybe? 5. No tailgate for aerodynamics? 6. No back or side windows for AC and Bathing on the go! 7. Wrong gas door? 8. HULK size dent in the roof. 9. Kermit frog antenna, what a fan! and last but not least 10. the car was driving slantways down the road from what seemed to be a bent frame…WOW. This Modern marvel of Science gets the Black ribbon award in the Jiffy Feet Science Fair for accumulating 10 Big points! And for that, you get to know we all had a good laugh at your expense! Congratulations!

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