Urban Camping at Starbucks! Wi-Fi? Wi-Not!

This is Major Tom to Ground Control, Im in slippers in a Starbucks!
Poaching Internet on your laptop or smartphone at your local coffee house is one thing, but bringing your whole CPU, Monitor, and Ergonomic Gaming Mouse into a freaking Starbucks is out of control. And who rocks their headphones over your hoodie? Unless they are Beats By Dre, tuck them things under, haha. Who am I kidding, this person lugged their whole PC into a Starbucks wearing house slippers, they have no concern for appearance. I guess one thing is for sure… if you ain’t got money for internet service, you dang sure cant afford an iPad or a tablet but I guess popping for a Grande Venti Mocha Chino Latte evens everything right up! Well Played. Photo: J Money

How Much Dew Can You Do?

How Much Dew Can You Do?, originally uploaded by jiffyfeet.

Uhh Gimme That Mountain Dew I Ain’t Playin Which You, Gimme My Mountain Dew! This might be the most EXTREME post we have ever had! I mean seriously, how much Mountain Dew can one consume? haha. And to top it off they are TALL CANS! If you have never heard of MOUNTAIN DEW MOUTH just search it on the interweb but make sure your not about to eat anything, haha. Oh there is also a rap song. Listen Here – www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HvWTv9TM-c Photo: Bruce Bruce!


I don’t know what kind of baby deer these people have been hitting up north but down here the south, our deer would murder that Dodge Neon. – Photo J. Davis

Side Car Sammy & The Chocolate Chariot

Side Car Sammy & The Dog Chariot, originally uploaded by jiffyfeet.

Side Car Sammy & The Dog Chariot, originally uploaded by jiffyfeet.

I’ve been trying to get video or a photo of these guys for years. The previous setup was much more “Roman Chariot” like in that the dog’s only option was to sit up so when they took curves he would lean with it which was awesome. But now Sir Sammy has a much more Cadillac Style Sidecar which looks much more comfortable. How awesome is this. I’m a cat person my self but seeing this makes me want a dog and a scooter. God Speed Fella’s… God Speed! (I’m not sure what the dog’s actually name is but if he has a middle name I bet its spelled A-W-E-S-O-M-E) Photo: Lonnie AB

They See Me Hoardin’… They Hatin’…

if you were wondering just how much stuff is in that car, look how low the back end is sitting in that bottom picture! Photo: The Crobar – Jacksonville

Part Time Wife / Full Time Mom Needed!

I don’t know about yall, but this is the funniest thing I’ve seen since these stickers have come into existence. If I had to guess, i would say things didn’t end so well or Daddy just has a real sense of humor… Or both. Props to Dan from W/S for catching this pic in Augusta GA!

Toyota TurtleCel – Piano Trucker Edition!

So when Meredith sent this pick in fresh from Beach Blvd traffic last week, I thought wow thats a 4×4 Toyota Tercel… I guess it’s fitting that it has 4×4 because it looks and moves like a freaking turtle! Then I noticed the crazy Snorkel Exhaust welded onto the drivers side and though man, i guess this thing really does do some serious off roaring! Not to mention there are sticks stuck all over it. Then the real magic of this pic caught my eye! That lonely sticker in the back window reads "PLEASE DON’T TELL MY FOLKS I’M A TRUCKER… THEY THINK I’M A PIANO PLAYER IN A WHOREHOUSE"!!! Wow. Where do you even get a bumper sticker like that? Probably in a Whorehouse I guess. Triple Points on this pic for you Meredith, The Goodies in this pic just keep on going! – Photo: Meredith F. Beach Blvd Jacksonville.

Mayport Mullet On A Unicycle!

Mayport Mullet On A Unicycle!

You just never know what your gonna see on a sunny day on Mayport rd. This guy was definitely in his happy place. Even tried to show off a little at the end. We added some music to it this time because… well because we can. And it fit perfectly. Mullet + Unicycle + Razor Shades – Shirt – Tooth = Jiffy Feet! This fine American also had a book of some sorts and his cell phone in his hand. Now thats Multi-Tasking right there! Video: J. Grosser

The “Mad Tex” Mobile… Rust Or Bust!

Allison, a Jacksonville native transplanted in Houston, TX. saw this on her way home from work where I45 joins the 610 loop last week. She said “I couldn’t get close-ups a la cousin Duddy. Mostly because I am horrible at multi-tasking while driving. In the interest of public safety I decided to sacrifice picture quality. I think what makes it is the exoskeleton-like roll cage and the spare tire which looks like it was meant for a lifted truck. Also, I was expecting the driver to be young and hippie dippy but he was actually a grandpa in a fisherman’s hat much in the vain of Grumpy Old Men.” Way to go Allison, this rusted “Hunk-O-Fun” has all the “Right Signs” to be featured on Jiffy Feet.

Mayport American Made!

Mayport American Made!, originally uploaded by jiffyfeet.

Just imagine seeing this guy go by on the street to the soundtrack of “I am a real American” from hulk hogans wrestling days! This Double Decker bike takes cake not only because of all the American Flag flare (5 Count) but for shear imagination. The boogie board doubles as a luggage rack and surf rider when parked at the beach. The two backpacks that are used for storage and as some kind of weight pulley system to hold down the boogie board. The front basket with extra American flag pouch and hell yeah, if you approaching 50 and riding a double decker bike through Mayport… you gotta ride shirt open in the front to catch a breeze during the summer heat. and he had an ipod of some kind. I bet it was playing “back in the high life again” by Steve winnowed – Photo Lonnie, Mayport Rd.