You can ride under my ChairBrella!

You can ride under my ChairBrella… Ella ella eh eh eh! If only Rhianna had seen this before she recorded that song, the world would be a different place. Photo: Bill Kelly – Atlantic Beach FLAClothing.com

Crunk Crunk Get It Get It Stop… Pizza Pizza-Time!!!

Our Video of this no-named Street Dancer / Pizza Maker / Sign flipper Guy we’re callin “Lil Seizure” captures his resume 100%. Too bad We stopped filming just before the Moonwalk-to-Backflip Grand Finale. And if you couldn’t tell from the grass less patch of dirt, this guy like it Deep Ditch Style. Just Watch and Enjoy… Filmed by Das Crobar Himself. If you would like to try and catch this guy live he dances up a dirt storm on the north corner of Penman and Atlantic Blvd. CRUNK CRUNK GET IT GET IT PIZZA PIZZA!!!

Jiffy Feet Crew Featured in Void Magazine!

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HUSTLE AND FLOW – The Unspoken Etiquette of Garage Sales

It may come as no surprise to some of you that Das Crobar and Myself (Lonnie Lonnington) are quite the avid Garage / Yard Sailors and have been for some time now. In fact, you might say we are some sort of experts on the matters, or at least our buddies over at voidlive.com think so. They wanted to write an article in their magazine about it and lucky for them they knew exactly who to turn to… The one and only Jiffy Feet Crew. Well also lucky for them we plan to write a book one day about the unspoken etiquette behind the so called picking phenomenon that is sweeping the nation and we had already put together a few clif notes on the matters for all you out there who have never sailed the open sea that is a strangers front yard, driveway or garage. So pick up the mag which is available just about anywhere in North Florida and or surf the web on over here and read our Uncut and Unfortunately Unedited Version which is rife with misspellings but funnier than a donkey on roller skates. Oh and by the way, it just also happens to be the swimsuit issue as well so we won’t blame you if you blow right past our article and go straight to that first. – Lonnie

Click here to read our version of HUSTLE AND FLOW – The Unspoken Etiquette of Garage Sales

Hold On Little Doggy!!!



Hold On Little Doggy!!!, originally uploaded by jiffyfeet.

Don’t Brush… That… Dog Off Your Shoulders… Seriously Man, You got a little dog on your shoulders dude! This definitely brings new meaning to the old saying ‘Hold On Little Doggy!!!” haha. Get the little guy a basket for gosh sakes, I mean I’ve heard of riding bitch before but dang. This guy just elevated himself to the highest level of Hipster possible with this one, haha. Photo: Tyrone Wallace – Jax Beach.

The Heisman Trophy of Pole Dancing!

Everybody please give a firewood warm welcome to our newest dancer SAWDUST!!! This thing might have been created right where she strips boys & girls. The remains of this once stout piece of wood is laying right there in the bed of the truck as pure evidence of craftsmanship. In all honesty though, you can’t really knock this guy, if your thing is making wooden pole dancing strippers out of old tree stumps, then I would agree the best form of advertisement would have to be tied by rope to the bed of the truck for all to see.

She does appear to be a bit anorexic and her breast do seem to be extremely lopsided but I can’t help but notice the striking resemblance she bares to the semi-truck mudflap girl. Cousin’s Maybe? This would be a perfect candidate for those old Budweiser commercials… “Here’s to you wooden pole dancing stripper maker guy!” It’s the wood that keeps on giving. Photo: John Stewart – Augusta GA.

P.S… Of course there’s a Golden Corral in the background. Oh yeah… We counted the rings, She’s legal.

ARM & WIPER – The Creeper Cleaner

When buying a new wiper blade is just too much… grab a used gardening glove and a couple of hose clamps you got laying around and make if happen! RainX ain’t got nothing on pure human hand sweat. This also doubles as a way to wave off would be tailgaters as well in a super creepy “OJ’s Missing Glove” kind of way. If only this was a white Ford Bronco instead of an explorer. Photo: Lonnie Lonnington – Neptune Beach

The Legend of SUPERCAT!!!



The Legend of SUPERCAT!!!, originally uploaded by jiffyfeet.

Deep within Mayport Florida, there lives a super hero with nine-lives who fears no man or mouse and can only be seen by the light of the day, riding shotgun out of the drivers side window of his faithful sidekicks Buick LeSabre just hoping to catch the next villain or at the very least a breeze in his face. His red bandana cape wipes the sweat from his whiskers and sends fear into the eyes of all who cross his path… he is SUPERCAT!!! Photo: Lonnie Lonnington – Mayport

Little Red Riding Hurt!



Little Red Riding Hurt!, originally uploaded by jiffyfeet.

Looks like the Big Bad Wolf is riding bitch! I would love to know where this guy had to go so badly that he agreed to get in the hatch back window seat of an old Mazda RX7 rice rocket instead of taking the bus, walking or riding a bike. I literally watched that "Worn Out Hydraulic" window beat the heck out of his head for at least a mile. This dude was one good pot hole away from getting ejected, cause you know there ain’t no seatbelt back there, haha. Hope you made it to your destination buddy, put an ice pack on the back of that head to keep the swelling to a minimum. Photo: Lonnie Lonnington – Atlantic Beach, Fl

YORD SALE – NO EARLY BURDS!



YORD SALE – NO EARLY BORDS!, originally uploaded by jiffyfeet.

Come to our Yord Sale… Where we sell your items in the past tense!!! Here’s a pickin’ tip, offer them $1 regardless of the sticker price, they won’t know the difference! Photo: Tymn A. – Deep in Ocala Florida!

Simply Unbeweaveable!



Simply Unbeweaveable!, originally uploaded by jiffyfeet.

The photo submission comes straight out of Springfield in the heart of downtown Jacksonville. As a culture… I guess this it what Weave come to expect from an area of town where transients, nerdowells, and women of the night blow through the streets like Tumbleweaves. Photo: CLandenberger (Springfield)