Even the News Ain’t safe in Jax Beach anymore!

I was Singing Bitch… Put That on your news Asshole…FREEBIRD!!! That’s what you get Adam, when give a woman who is trying to audition for backup vocals for Skynyrd via the news, an elbow shove to the throat. Don’t you know that redneck women carry huge bags/purses with tons of random heavy shit in them just for occasions such as this. A good reporter knows his commuity, and you definetly should have seen that comin.

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