El Chupacabra Mullet sighting at Lowes

We have a Chupracabra sighting right here in Jacksonville at Lowes! The Chupracabra is such a creature of myth that I spelled it 4 different ways while searching it on google and they didn’t offer any spelling recommendations either time. This thing is a beast folks, It literally looks like he is wearing a head dress of a dead snake or animal like Mola Ram in Indiana Jones, haha. I mean its consistently thick from the top on down while being completely shaved on the sides. Bonus 10 points to Bruce Bruce for the Roofing shirt and nextel. Photo: Bruce Bruce

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