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The KELLEY BUNDY of sandwhich breads!

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Wikipedia defines “Bimbo” as “to describe an often attractive, yet stupid, pliable woman” which I guess can be used to describe sandwich bread just the same! Now even though this pic is straight from the Vokuhila outta Germany, It appears to be a spanish made bread. With that in consideration, Wikipedia also states that Bimbo is an old comedy archetype for “DUMB BLOND”! Could this be a big inside joke by the Spanish about the Germans because most Germans are known for their Blond Hair and Blue eyes? If thats the case, this Spanish get huge Jiffy points for that one! WOW. I know I may be digging a bit on this one but hey, when you name a sandwich bread BIMBO, your gonna get questions!!!

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Monster Munich Mustache/Beard!!!

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Well, I know Oktoberfest has come and gone, but I just got this photo from Melanie from their trip and WOW! I wish I could grow facial hair like that, I would spend my days drinking in Germany too. It’s like upside down Ram Horns! I think we can officially call this the second best set of facial hair ever to be on Jiffy Feet next to the Vokulhila’s previous submission.

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Why did the German Cut a Mullet?

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So he could Rock out like This! This guy is Pop-N-Lock-N with the “Hand brake” in full effect. Now I know it’s hard to see, but the Vokuhila says this dude had his eyelids tattooed, along with a handlebar mustache and flaming gay persona. We got to give huge points out to the Vokuhila for not only photo proof but video evidence as well. You have now reached Black Foot status my friend! Well done. Enjoy the Video!

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Mullets, Man Dukes, & Willy’s in Berlin!

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Ok all you Euro-mullet heads, we’ve ot a new wave of fresh cut “Fashion” mullets, old stinky “one armed” 10-90 mullets, a Screech powers Look a-like mullet, a pair of “Man Dukes” and a Willy…. So check out the new pics from the Vokuhila that just might have given the internet an STD. Very Nice-a!!!

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The Vokuhila Finds home!!! Colors and Styles

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For all you who were wondering what the hell “Vokuhila stands for, here’s your sign! Hats off to the Germans on this one. They actually have a barber shop called “The Mullet” where you can walk in a get your favorite style on the spot. This place is no joke, they got rad illustrated signage and everything. It’s kinda crazy though because the style of the logo and the overall store design suggests this place is the happening spot, and that the mullet is in full effect and not a cut of the past! How can you walk past this store and not want to get one? Travis, I need photos from the inside, do you except this mission? Very Nice-a!!!

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WTF…..F? White Trash Fast Food!

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High Steppin Fresh outta Berlin, The “Vokuhila” brings us another crazy photo of some German Eatery. Now, When I think of “White Trash Fast Food” I think of a double wide trailer with a drive thru window cut out one of the sides, But apparently germans either have the wrong perspective or haven watched “Cops” enough? Im still trying to make the correlation between the Oriental Design and the name. The Vokuhila tells me he went in and the place was all decorated with 50′s American style Elvis stuff? My hats off to the germans for baffling my mind once again!Check out The Vokuhila’s blog as well

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Germany Goes Jiffy…Feet that is!

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This brand new section of our site has been along time coming, and thanks to “THE VOKUHILA” (Our Germany Correspondant Travis) Our dreams have come true! The Vokuhila gave up everything he had here in the states to bring you all the “Jiffy Feet Action” that happens overseas. Which is the greatest sacrifice a Jiffy correespondant could ever make. So what most of you might not realize is, People overseas are either setting new trends in fashion that we wont see for 10 years, or sporting our fashions from 10 years ago, which is right around the time the mullet was born! So big ups to T-Todd, Your new segment is gonna rock our American Faces off everyday! Check out The Vokuhila’s blog as well

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