Talladega Nights…On Crack Rock.
Well Folks…Just when you thought you’ve seen it all. Big Massive Props to Eskee for bringing home this Jiffy Feet Top 5 of all time. And just in case you’re wondering how to get in the top 5? Just send in a pic of ZZ TOP wearing a sequin tu-tu and a MAN CAMEL!!! I knew when I was watching the 500 this weekend that my boy Rock was gonna get something special. I mean, what the hell does this crazy ass outfit have to do with nascar? All I can think about is that line from Chappelles Show where Tyrone Biggums says “I don’t know if you know this bout me Joe Rogan, but I smoke Rocks”! Ok, so lets break down this pic so we can completely understand the madness!!!!
Box A: HOLY MAN-CAMEL!!! It actually is so big it looks like butt cheeks. The only thing worse than a man-camel is a man-camel in pink, black and gray vertical stripped spandex under a pink tu-tu. Double Woof…WTF.
Box B: The Deadliest Combo Ever. Orange spray painted beard, two-tone neon terminator glasses, Tribal Face Paint, Straw hat with American Flag / checkered Flag flare! Jerry Garcia Lives!!!
Box C: Those Clown Gowns ain’t coverin up those Velcro “Velkies” shoes buddy! We see them shits. Nice Beetle Juice socks too!.
Box D: UTAH…Gimme Two, says Willow!!! Is he about to try to gouge someones eyes out with those stubbs? Peace be with you hobits!
Box E: Two Tone Sequin vest with one button holding it all together amongst a bed of Mardi-Gras flare and a passport to the place where magical outfits like this happen.
Box F: Hand held disposable camera? What could this guy possibly see a the Talladega Speedway that could possibly be more crazy than he is? Well I guess if he does, it would be awesome to have a pic of that guy!!!!
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