Archive for April, 2009
Self Inflicted Racism - THE J.A.P. SHOP
Ok, So there are a couple of Scenarios here. Seeing how the the driver was in fact Japanese, He either A. has a really funny sense of humor and supports all Foreign made cars. B. Someone else has applied this tag frame to his car and he doesn’t know it. Or C. Much like mullets, he doesn’t know he is a J.A.P. himself. Slang Translation = FAIL Photo: Cdiddy aka Chris Night
A Nightmare On My Trunk - Freddy Krueger Mural
Here’s to one of the Scariest Bonneville’s on Jacksonville’s streets. This epic Freddy Krueger Mural on this guys trunk is Killin it… literally. Here’s to finding creative ways to cover up faded paint jobs with out having to repaint the whole car. Photo Credit: JacksonvilleConfidential.com
Get Your Roll on & Picture Me Glowin…
Glow in the Dark House Paint = $too much… Paint Roller for house paint = $5.00… Painting Your Convertible Car with Glow In The Dark House paint and A Roller (including Wheels & Tires) = PRICELESS!!! No taping off of accessories or trim necessary. Photo: Damon Williams
Geiter Done Demolition and Disposal
If I was a betting man, I would go all chips in on the fact that this business was not around Pre Larry The Cable Guy. I do love the German tie in to the southern American Slang. haha. Photo: Jacquie Wo.
Cracker Day. The Saltine Celebration?
As much as I would like to think this is a Saltine Celebration… Somehow I know it’s not. However, I still have no clue what goes down on Cracker Day. Please comment if you have been. Photo: The Ratt
The Mulletino - Wear N Flair
Clean Cut in the front, Party Manimal in the Back. The “Wear N Flair” is a unique style of mullet in which you never style the back. you just let the natural wear take course. To put this one back in a pony tail would be a huge dishonor. Photo: T-Bone.
Have Chains Will Travel is the call of a Man
Bike Chain… Check. Chain Saw… Check. Chain Wallet…Check. To bad he hadn’t figured out how to hook that chain-saw up to the bike. That would have been killing tow birds with one stone. Photo: Bruce Bruce
Shade Visor Epic Fail!
What makes this even worse is that it was in the Faculty Parking Lot of a Community College! EPIC FAIL Photo: Summer Garret
The Economyline Mini Van.
Because nothing says Passive-Aggressive like Government Spending rants in pink marker on the back of a late 90’s GMC grocery getter Mini Van! You tell em’ Becky! photo THE RATT (hard 2 read? “Government Spending is out of control. Tell Them to stop”)
Zion Bike Train… Is Comin Our Way
Words can’t Describe this Contraption. I will say it was reported that he was miles from any civilization or sidewalk. Photo: Fishlip Bill




























