Archive for June, 2007
Try to catch me RYD’N Curly!
They See me rollin…, they hatin…, I took my curlers out and they tryin to catch me Ridin Curly! This takes the term O.G. to new heights…Original Granny! This old Bat ain’t even playin with the top down, screaming out. I first saw the plate and then was like oh my, thats a granny beind the wheel of a convertable mustang witha vanity plate. I guess it’s never to late to go fast. I bet she makes all the guys at the VA’s pacemakers skip a beat. And she got the Blue Blockers on! Go head with your bad self granny!
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Loading ...Fight! Fight!…A Knight and a Knight!
We are the Knights who say “Who’s freakin idea was it to come out into the public and practice joust in this hot ass home made armor”? These guys were whoppin the shit out of each other, and apparently had some type of points system going because it was kinda like fencing but much less gracefull. And just FYI, there swords/batons were pvc pipe wrapped in duct tape, and the shields had some edges held on with tie straps. We kept waiting for the guy in the back to come charging out and ransack the juggernaut on the right. He was like 6′7″-300lbs. We just kept laughing about the fact that they were in the park practicing where everyone could see them, like it was a normal thing to see knights battle jousting in the park. If you live in AB, keep your eyes peeled. It was funny to watch.
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Well, he should have known better than to drive through Lake Compass Bank! Legend has it, if you try to get money from your bank, and you have insufficient funds, Nessie the Bank Lake monster will appear and drown your truck in a flash flooded parking lot. This takes having your car repo’d to new levels. But seriously, I can’t believe there wasn’t some neck with a 4×4 waitng to yank this thing out somewhere? This was definetly a double take, and I just can’t figure out why they didn’t just drive it out?. I guess this is the kind of wierd stuff that happens when Tool comes to town!
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Seriously…WTF. I dont think there is a straight sticker in the bunch. Never before have i seen a more direct correlation between the Republican Party, Nascar, and Ford in my life. Seriously man, there are better ways to cover up a dent or a bad paint job. This brings new meaning to the term Bush Leauge! Oh well, ‘08 is only six months away, but something tells me these stickers on this truck are for life. Who would have thought to use a Ford Ranger as a canvas for a work of art? But the most amazing thing about this photo is that there aren’t any bumper stickers on the ACTUAL BUMPER!!! Southern Irony at it’s best!!! Git-R-Dun Dale Jr.!
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