Archive for May, 2007
I’ll cut the rest tommorow…Maybe?
The dividing line between BUSINESS and PLEASURE has never looked so clear!!! Now we know why it hurt Jesus to love us so much… Because he gave us hair to warm our heads and look what mankind has done to it! Just when we thought the mullet couldn’t get any worse, this fabulous cut comes along. I’ve never seen a cut like this all my mullet watching years, this “Hatchback Mullet” is the first of its kind. And I have to give credit where it is due, to up-and-coming jiffy correspondant “The KAT”. You have seriously captured the “Sasquatch” of all mullets. And even though I know the Jesus shirt is probably a joke, I still can’t help to think about the Blasphemy that is going on in this picture. Jesus shirt+Cigarrette+Alcoholic Beverage+Really Bad Haircut=Something Not good. The look on the girls face just screams…WTF? But Seriously Sir…My hat is off to you for having the balls to go outside like this. There a very few humans who have had the courage to rock a mullet that could change the world, and you just single handidly caused it to skip a beat.
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Loading ...Truck?…Jeep?…Science Fair Project?
Well, It was the hacked up “Jeep Door” that caught my eye, but it was the Light bulb in the door and the Tree in the Side rail that blew me away!!! This is where having a camera on hand and being able to take pics at 50mph in traffic, really pays off!. theres no way We would have been able to pic out all of the monstrosities that are attached to this ride. Lets look at the crazy ones first. 1. he has light bulb duct-taped through his side doors to use for turn signals cause the back ones are broke. I actually seen them blink when he changed lanes, and im assuming he has a little pull string he uses manually because the blinks weren’t that consistent. He must have a long string for right turns. 2. there is a tree planted in the back left bed rail hole? WTF. I swear I saw soil in the hole! mybe he’s trying to grow lemons to go with his lemon of a truck? 3. Sawed off door to resemble a Jeep Door. Why? I bet it doesn’t even open being how theres no handle, or its being held by the inside. NOTE: he had to re-mount the side mirror to the front quarter panel 4. 02 spray painted on the side doors in primer. is he saying this truck is the brother or sister of the General Lee? Stepbrother maybe? 5. No tailgate for aerodynamics? 6. No back or side windows for AC and Bathing on the go! 7. Wrong gas door? 8. HULK size dent in the roof. 9. Kermit frog antenna, what a fan! and last but not least 10. the car was driving slantways down the road from what seemed to be a bent frame…WOW. This Modern marvel of Science gets the Black ribbon award in the Jiffy Feet Science Fair for accumulating 10 Big points! And for that, you get to know we all had a good laugh at your expense! Congratulations!
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Hair Stylist or Hairless?…You Decide.
Ok, when I first took this photo, I thought it was maybe someone who is a hairstylist, but then after taking the spelling literally, this could be a bald person? Chances are it’s a hairstylist cause I don’t think theres that many bald people out there who are that proud of it, but then again… This is a prime example of how you have to be carefull of what your trying to say when your cramming a statement into 7 letters or less on a license plate!!! On second thought, lets hope this person isn’t hairless cause if your bald and driving a chevy caliber, Luck is not on your side!
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why did the German Cut a Mullet?
So he could Rock out like This! This guy is Pop-N-Lock-N with the “Hand brake” in full effect. Now I know it’s hard to see, but the Vokuhila says this dude had his eyelids tattooed, along with a handlebar mustache and flaming gay persona. We got to give huge points out to the Vokuhila for not only photo proof but video evidence as well. You have now reached Black Foot status my friend! Well done. Enjoy the Video!
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...General Lee sold for nearly $10M
A modified 1969 Dodge Charger, painted to look like the General Lee from the TV Show “The Dukes of Hazzard,” nearly became the most expensive car ever auctioned. The auction closed at $9,900,500 at 1:00 pm Friday. That puts it just $1.1 million away from the $11 million paid for a 1931 Bugatti Type 41 Royale Sports Coupe sold by the auction house Christie’s in 1987. To date, that is the highest price ever paid for a car at auction. The car was used in the show, was owned by John Schneider, who played Bo Duke in the series. The car has been extensively modified, and now has a 725 horsepower Hemi motor, Dodge Viper brakes and a roll cage, all of which allow it to race at over 200 miles per hour. WOW!!!
Read the whole article on CNN.com here.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Saint Peter Rides a “Christ-ler” Cutlass!!!
If Saint Peter is down here rollin in a Cutlass, Who’s watchin the gates of heaven? In this day and age, I would have thought he would at least have some dubs on that thing! Then again, it does looklike a woman driving that thing. Maybe he was carjacked? This photo does look like mayport a little. If this car is gods servent, then it makes me think that the abbreviation “BC” stands for before Christ-ler (Chrysler)!!! Coincedence, I think not! Nice pic Damon, our new correspondant.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Two nice ones from the handle “BIG TIME”
Commentary by: “Big Time” - Alright, so I’ll be honest, I wasn’t a huge fan of the Jiffy Feet when it first rolled out. BUT - now I see first hand the comic value behind living in this great world of ours. Check out these two pics I took today. The first is a dude driving down the road on 95S headed to 295 with what appears to be some sort of homemade boxcar/boat. And the other image is a sign advertising a condo…check out the abbreviation for Boulevard - no “V”, the spelling of Williams - only one “L”, oh yea and the money shot…how do you spell “Price”…I didn’t realize there was an “A” in Price! - Well done, BIG TIME, not bad for your Jiffy Debut! We are glad to see you’ve finally decided to come to the darkside with us. Its apparent the peeps in the mini-van don’t have any concept of Aerodynamics! Looks like Tom Sawyer got an upgrade. And let me tell you, nothing says “Lemon” like a badly misspelled real estate sign. yeah ill buy your house for that prace!
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Mullets, Man Dukes, & Willy’s in Berlin!
Ok all you Euro-mullet heads, we’ve ot a new wave of fresh cut “Fashion” mullets, old stinky “one armed” 10-90 mullets, a Screech powers Look a-like mullet, a pair of “Man Dukes” and a Willy…. So check out the new pics from the Vokuhila that just might have given the internet an STD. Very Nice-a!!!
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