Archive for April, 2007

Straight up, A Double Decker Bike!

Well we have all seen the Two man bike ( 1 bike two men) But never before have we seen a DOUBLE DECKER BIKE (1 Man, 2 Bike). This thing was Rad, and I know its not the best pic but it happened so fast we were lucky to even get a pic. The chain work on this thing was really awesome as well. It had a long chain going from the top sprocket to the bottom then a short one going to the back wheel. The front forks were mounted to the handlebars and the back ones were mounted to the back seat. Now I know what your thinking, and we are thinking the same…how do you get off without eating it? Find a pole, park it and slide down I guess? If you’ve seen one in action let us know!

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Hater of the Year Nominee #1!

As I sip my drink, that Im sure someone spit in, let me welcome you to the “Hater of the Year” awards and announce our very first nominee…Walker “Big Balls” Ford Ranger. He is nominated for hating on New Yorkers in the second most populated area other than New York itself…South Florida, And also for hating everyone else in general by the Calvin “piss on all yall” decal, and supporting all sluts with his commemorative pink ribbon. Hate Hate Hate! Stay tuned, because once we round up six nominees we will have a vote off! Now excuse me while I go put some water in “Big Balls” momma’s dish.

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Duct Tape in mirror is closer than appears

Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear……wait no, they are more rusted and beat to hell than you ever thought possible. When the hood on the Clampet mobile starts to rust who comes to the rescue? Duct tape. Unfortunately there was no video of this epic event, but if there was you would be wondering how this guy driving could concentrate, all the strands of tape were flapping in the wind to the point the hood was about to take off. I don’t know how the guy could concentrate driving with such a sea of harmonic fluttering of the silver band aids. At the stop light, when I asked him Why Why Why? He responded with….” Duct Tape is like “The Force”, because it has a light and a dark side and holds the universe together.” - Photo and Commentery by BRUCE BRUCE

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The Vokuhila Finds home!!! Colors and Styles

For all you who were wondering what the hell “Vokuhila stands for, here’s your sign! Hats off to the Germans on this one. They actually have a barber shop called “The Mullet” where you can walk in a get your favorite style on the spot. This place is no joke, they got rad illustrated signage and everything. It’s kinda crazy though because the style of the logo and the overall store design suggests this place is the happening spot, and that the mullet is in full effect and not a cut of the past! How can you walk past this store and not want to get one? Travis, I need photos from the inside, do you except this mission? Very Nice-a!!!

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Slaw Down, Cabbage Head!!!

Just incase you don’t speak redneck, this is hastings slang for “Please stop and get you some of this baddass cabbage we got right here!” This sign has been up a while, I just finally stopped and got a good pick of it. Grammar of this caliber certainly doesn’t go unnoticed in the south, In fact it replaces the towns welcome signs in most cases, like this one. Just rememeber things move a little slower down here and thats just how we like it. Get -R -Dun!!!

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The Hell with Suede, I got dem Sod Seats!

What you know about them new Sod Seat Covers son! POW. Just so you know, There was no plastic or cellophane guarding the interior either. Even if she got the sod super cheap from a sporadic “5 Minute, Take it or Leave It” sale, she is still gonna come up short after having to have the solid black soil removed from her seats, or just let everyone who gets in her car leave with the Mudd Butt Stain! She even had the windows up with top down to try to prevent it from falling out. She was a good sport about it though, cause she gave a thumbs up to us for taking a pick. You know she was probably like, “I know this is ridiculous, but maybe no one will notice?” But Citizens beware, The Jiffy Crew is growing everyday, and soon, no jiffy act will go un-noticed!

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…Don’t let the BED BUG bite!!!

I usually don’t give my self props, but I cracked myself up with that tagline! Bed..Bug. Anyway, Nice photo Jay, this looks like a moving art installation or something straight outta Dr. Seus. Cant you just see Cat in the hat up on top going, 1-bed, 2-bed, yellow-bed, blue-bed! I dont even see any rope holding them down? can you say Jenga? alright alright, im done with my analogies, just look, laugh, and wonder!

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Please Don’t WASH ME!…Im Art

Well…Guess theres a new saying to add to the list now! “One mans filthy car is another mans blank canvas!” This guy is crazy. What would you do if you came out the gracery store and some dude was painting negative murals in the dirt covered back window of your car? If you watch the video’s, you see in the background that its about to poor down rain and he still keeps going! Now I know all about installation art and performance peices, but you can tell this dudes got skill, why not do somethin a little more permanent? I guess he is just jiffy at heart, and we love that! Keep on truckin dirty car art guy, no more wash me’s!!! Also, just as a reminder, we dont usually post internet pics but I have a fiend in texas who has seen him doing this in person so its legit!

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WTF…..F? White Trash Fast Food!

High Steppin Fresh outta Berlin, The “Vokuhila” brings us another crazy photo of some German Eatery. Now, When I think of “White Trash Fast Food” I think of a double wide trailer with a drive thru window cut out one of the sides, But apparently germans either have the wrong perspective or haven watched “Cops” enough? Im still trying to make the correlation between the Oriental Design and the name. The Vokuhila tells me he went in and the place was all decorated with 50’s American style Elvis stuff? My hats off to the germans for baffling my mind once again!Check out The Vokuhila’s blog as well

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Uh Oh…Betta Get Maco!!!

Well….there’s not really a whole lot I can say about this guy that he hasn’t said for himself? He is insane, he is trying to trick out a chevy something?, and he chose neon green spraypaint to make the statement of his life. I think there should be a set of rules to follow when tricking out a car. First, you can’t buy a huge wing or exhaust unless you car actually goes fast and you have a decent set of rims first. Had this guy had followed this rule he would’t have had to spray-paint his car. Make sure you check out his light fixture on his license plate, looks professionally done…pfffffffft. I once heard a wise man say,”There is nothing more permenant than a temporary solution!”-Nice photo Damon!

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