Archive for March, 2007

Germany Goes Jiffy…Feet that is!

This brand new section of our site has been along time coming, and thanks to “THE VOKUHILA” (Our Germany Correspondant Travis) Our dreams have come true! The Vokuhila gave up everything he had here in the states to bring you all the “Jiffy Feet Action” that happens overseas. Which is the greatest sacrifice a Jiffy correespondant could ever make. So what most of you might not realize is, People overseas are either setting new trends in fashion that we wont see for 10 years, or sporting our fashions from 10 years ago, which is right around the time the mullet was born! So big ups to T-Todd, Your new segment is gonna rock our American Faces off everyday! Check out The Vokuhila’s blog as well

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Watch Out… Freddy Will Shoot!!!

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You know the old saying about seeing a horrible accident but you just can’t look away? Well, this audio clip is pretty sad but so crazy, you’ll find yourself listening to it more than once, and It’s got nothing to do with sadness. You’ll be laughing at the shear crazy/calm demeanor of Freddy “Will Shoot” Willhite. I was torn wether to post this or not because I definitely don’t want to condone murder in the Jiffy World in anyway, But I can’t help but think that when he goes to ask his wife if she is dead or not, he is kickin her in the side like a dead dog. I post this to remind everyone that there is a dark side to Jiffy, and this is about as bad as it gets, so remember to approach people with dirty feet with caution, cause this is a prime example of everyone having a boiling point. R.I.P. “Mrs. Willhite”

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Magical Mullets of the Disney Kingdom!

Me and Nubbs took a journey down to good ole Disney World for a little R&R for the weekend and ran across some pretty different looking mullets from around the world. And though the world may seem so big, when you go to disney and see that the mullet is an international hair style, you’ll soon see that it’s really just a SMALL WORLD AFTERALL!!! Enjo the pics!

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Why won’t you fly, fly… Freebird, yeah?

Yess, I know that im drivin a 70’s disco kiddnapper van with bubble back windows and old school tropical airbrushed graphic on the side with the random swirl stripe…But this beats flying anyday!!! Actually, Jimmy Buffet had to downsize his live show and was no longer in need of a parrott who can sing “Cheeseburger in paradise” so im on my way to Jacksonville to try to join Lynyrd Skynard because no-one knows “FreeBird” better than me. THATS MY JAM!!! Don’t you fly, fly…freeee-biiiiird yeah!!!

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Prepare Celica for Ludicrous Speed!

Lyt·Sped (light-speed) - The past tense of fast, i.e.- I went to the Tag office to get “lightspeed” but realized it was too many letters to fit on the plate. Example: my car once went fast, but due to neglect, its now a piece of crap that goes slow. I didn’t even catch on that it was the past tense till CROWBAR pointed it out to me. I just thought it was funny to have a tag on a celica that implied “My car is faster than the speed of light” when your car is obviously not a hot rod, nor is it small enough to be considered oxymorinic. I wish i could have got the story behind this one but we’ll just have to keep on wondering, Now approaching Ludicrous speed Dark Helmet!!!

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Powered by a POT-O-GOLD!!!

Contrary to the belief of many Georgians in the video below, the Leprechaun with the pot of gold doesn’t live in Mobile, he lives in Atlantic Beach, Fl and spends his St. Patty’s days doin donuts in the intersections in his pot-o-gold powered lark 500! With a green sequened suit and matching top hat and clover glasses, this guy is the real deal. And to show his pride for the country he now resides in, he rest his old ass upon an american flag. You ever seen a motorized cart do a burnout two miles long? Me either until I saw this guy. Mad props KKIDD on the quick cell phone photo! Im ritch Beotch!

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Leprechaun Sighting in BAMA!!!

Just watch this video and make sure your not drinkin or eat in when you see the amature sketch of the leprechaun!!! But Hey, Could be a crackhead on the wrong stuff? Who Knows… Happy St. Patties day from the JFC!

Great Goodness from the Jiffy Archive!!!

Since It’s been a little while since the last update, I felt it was only right to bring one out from the Jiffy archive of 2003. I took this Jem at the Vans Warped tour at the fairgrounds, and I think its pretty safe to say that there aren’t enough words to describe this situation. Let’s see here…40 year old white skallywag male with nascar hat, keychain lanyard, Cool snoopy shirt, dirt-stache, fake oakley’s, and yes…A MULLET, cradling a very under age young barefooted black girl in her bathing suit who has apparently been drugged with the same pills the skallywag drugged himself with. And please note, they are posted up on a tree in the dirt behind the beer stand (hence the bird strangling plastic 6 pack holders) less than 20 yards away from blasting a punk rock at exactly noon! I know this description doesn’t do it justice, but hey i tried…Enjoy!

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Two Slow for a photo…A Jiffy miss.

I just wanted to email all of you to tell you that a great moment in jiffy feet history was missed this morning. as I was driving to work on atlantic bear 9A, I looked to my left to see something so random. So random, nobody could make it up. this ford work truck was missing the top part of the sideview mirror, and I say top part because the arm brace was still there, it was just missing the mirror. And strapped to the platform on the brace was a freakin turtle with a shell about 6 inches across. If it wasn’t real it was the most lifelike replica I ever seen. it appeared to be strapped on with with tape an a tie strap or two. Right as I saw it, I pulled my camera and they turned in the turn lane and across traffic, with the flippers in the wind. Wether It was a real turtle or a fake one, I will never know. Let’s just hope for the turtle sake it was fake, and for our sake cause, hooking a fake one is a little more mysterious. I can totally see these rednecks finding a turtle and going,”Lets strap it to the mirror” vs actually buying a fake one with the intention of strapping it to the mirror. and like I always say, My one dream for the future is to have the technology at the end of the day to be able to download what I’ve seen for the whole world re-live via youtube.

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