The Great Outdoors!

Are You FU KING Kidding Me? Chinese Buffet.

Wow, this might be one of the craziest Chinese Restaurant’s signs out, and its local. FU KING Lake City! Don’t believe me? check out the Google Maps pic below or hit up the link and see the StreetView for yourself! http://bit.ly/aOeSpK Photo: CommanderClif

Hyman’s - The Little Red Barn! WOW.

Yes we know its “Hymen” but it’s still funny. But for all you men out there, know you know how to get to that special little place located in the “Little Red Barn”… Just a Head, and turn left! Hahaha. Photo: Lonnie via Myrtle Beach

Divorced Overweight Shrimp 4 Sale!

Callahan Shrimp Co. - Take #2 Translation: Divorced Overweight Shrimp. From this point on we will have to Write it oxyMORON… Nice Pic Jeffrey, thin the herd indeed.

Callahan Shrimp Co. - Take #1- Freash Shrimp

Lonnies Surfboard Rentals - BYODT (Duct Tape)

Saw this one over on SurfJaxPier.com today. A picture is worth a thousand words and this one comes with a whole role of Duct Tape!!! I love that he ran cross strips for support. Not sure what the brown tape on the nose is. Might be Pantyhose. Nice pic guys, you made Mayport Proud! (Photo: SJP @ The Poles)

A “Whopper” of a Marriage Proposal!

I wonder if it was an onion ring? Do it La La! thnx for the tip @badday81 - Downtown Jacksonville

24 Hour “Anytang You Want Baby” Store!

…Me Hungry long time. I love how they used the different fonts for the different types of food, haha. I guess this is what it would look like if you combined a McDonald’s (24 hr Drive Thru), Dunkin Donuts, Burger King, KFC (Louisiana Fried Chicken sign on the right), Starbucks (Flavor, not Flavored Coffee) and a random ass Chinese restaurant. So Awesome! Nice Photo: Johnny 5 (Cali)

Poor Penny Carson - Intersection Puppeteer!

So apparently this Gentleman known as “Poor Penny Carson” and his puppeteer have been traveling Florida trying to spread the word that Ronald Reagan is in fact the Beast known as #666. This might be one of the most elaborate “Intersection Infomercial Entertainers” I have ever seen. Life size Puppet in the front, Gigantic Stenciled sign strapped on the back. Get Er Done Penny! Photo: Chris Day (Atlantic & Monument)

::UPDATE:: The “DUMMY” also has a name… SWEET PEA JOHNSON!!! Via myspace.com/poorpennycarson (73 Friends) - Also watch more of Penny and Sweet Pea on YouTube

The Web Site Building Bike… SIKE!!!

Building pages while we pedal… No seriously we have a small kid under this wooden tee-pee advertisement on a blackberry coding your website right now! And If your worried about how legit we are, just look at this sweater from Nantucket around my neck!!! Seriously, No Contract , No Tricks, No Gimmics! (translation: NO CONTRACT means they are not legally tied to you either so I can take your site down whenever I want. NO TRICKS means you will get the most basic website ever. NO GIMMICS who are you kidding this whole thing is a gimmic, nothing is free.) photo: The Crobar

Let me see your grill… Shopping Cart Grill that is!

Lets hear it for @cmykaren first Jiffy Submission, cause it’s a damn good one. Karen got this while tailgating for the Jags Game last Sunday and she said “it sure smelled horrible and I’m pretty sure 75% of the people who ate the ribs off that grill got cancer.” Hahaha. I agree, I have seen grills mad of a lot of things but there ain’t enough Tin Foil in the world to make me eat out of a shopping cart that a Bum probably slept or shit in… sorry. But I like that hood addition on there… that’s a fine idea. You definitely want to keep that “I just licked a bums asshole” taste locked into the meats! Photo: Karen Knievel

HALLOWEEN: Killing the Tree Was Over the Top

Holy Halloween Decorations… The Peanuts Gang is in full effect this year and in Life size wooden cutouts no less waiting for the great pumpkin… Epic Win. The poster board gravestone cutouts with hella old and cheesy sayings on them… FAIL. You better hope it dont rain, hahaha. But I do have to say, as marvelous as this Halloween display is, Killing the tree in the front yard was a bit much. Photo: Bruce Bruce

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