Archive for July, 2011

The Lawn Mower Mountain Bike Mobile Home!

by admin on July 27, 2011 in Automobile Files!, The Great Outdoors! with No comments



The Lawn Mower Mountain Bike!, originally uploaded by jiffyfeet.

This takes the cake for most Jiffy Bike ever.
Not only is it ridiculous but its extremely well done. This guy took one simple mountain bike and by using a bunch of extra push mower handles & parts he created this magnificent bastard!!! Can you imagine getting in a wreck on this thing… it’d look more like a car accident than a bike wreck. Here is some of the outstanding parts. Photo: Eskee Brandalist in Downtown O-Town.

Ape Hanger Handle Bars made from Push Lawnmower handle. Note still got the brake handles up that high. There is a Canopy For Maximum riding shade. Dual Bug Screens on the Handlebars. A bit of moss from catching tree lems cause this thing rides so high. Some crazy front and back extensions or maximum junk carrying space. A faux chrome exhaust tip And a Basket to boot!

Hot Boiled P-NTUS…

by admin on July 14, 2011 in Southern Spellin Bee, The Great Outdoors! with No comments


Hot Boiled P-NTUS… , originally uploaded by jiffyfeet.

As if Peanuts needed any more help to sound like penis… This must have been a woman that made this sign because a man would never gets the NUTS wrong! Word has it this sign has been there for over a month, so either they left it cause the sign still works (don’t fix what ain’t broke) or they are truly Lisdexic. I guess the only way to find out is to stop by and try some of them special P-NTUS, and if the shell is on the inside of the pea then we’re the assholes! Photo By: K. Kurycki – Corner of Cesery Blvd. and Columbine Dr.