Archive for April, 2011

The Cost of Gas Just Got Higher!

by admin on April 29, 2011 in The Great Outdoors! with No comments


The Cost of Gas Just Got Higher!, originally uploaded by jiffyfeet.

I wonder if there is a note on the price sign that reads "Pump At Your Own Risk" One gallon could equal your life. I know we all are really dependent on gasoline but if pulling under that death trap is my only choice… I’ll park it and start walking. Really guys, a couple of 2×20 wood boards that you could kick loose with your foot. No gas is worth possibly getting crushed under that thing, and It has been like this for well over a month now. Someone call code enforcement, this thing is out of control. Photo: Lonnie (95 & 207)

Tag You’re It – Here’s Your Ticket.

by jiffyflickr on April 28, 2011 in License 2 Jiffy with No comments

Now what’s that age old saying…”The Road To Traffic Court is Paved with Good Intentions”? Sorry Guy, The Torn Cardboard Sign doesn’t always work. Even the homeless have better creative writing than that. Photo: G. Willis

The Peter Cotton Tail Mullet

by admin on April 27, 2011 in Mullet Sightings! with No comments


The Peter Cotton Tail Mullet, originally uploaded by jiffyfeet.

Its White, Fluffy, & Full of Bounce! The Pastel Shirt definitely helps too! photo; Nubbs

Happy Easter from the Hipster Bunny

by admin on April 27, 2011 in The Great Outdoors! with No comments

Peter Cotton tail wont be Hopping down the bunny trail anymore for Easter, he’s taking the bike lane yall, so share the road and he will share some plastic eggs! (The Life Jacket is just absolute randomness) Photo: Nubbs

TransFoghorn Leghorn – The DeceptiCock

by admin on April 21, 2011 in Automobile Files! with No comments

And to top it off he has a HandiCocked Parking Permit! This Kentucky Fried Car is one big Chick Magnet, I wonder if it has Rooster Boosters? I bet this thing is great for picking up chicken heads off the street. This car is the Breast thing I’ve ever seen. Ok I’m Done, Photo: Jonani

A Dirty Old Wives’ Tale-Gate Party

by admin on April 20, 2011 in Automobile Files! with No comments

This might be the best combination of two traditions I’ve ever seen! Old Wives’ Tales & Tailgate Parties. We’ll call this the “Dirty South” Combo (Just in case you can’t read dirty writing, it says “I wish my wife was this dirty.”) Photo: Lonnie Lonnington

Introducing The RED DAWN Mullet

by jiffyflickr on April 14, 2011 in Mullet Sightings! with No comments


Introducing The RED DAWN Mullet, originally uploaded by jiffyfeet.

Cause this is what your hair looks like after being attacked by 8 WOLVERINES!!! MILITARY in the front, CIVILIAN in the back. Hell it might even be a hair extension from Lea Thompson from what I can tell… Or Swayze? Photo: Lonnie Lonnington (The Woods Community Yardsale)

Dale Earnhardt Jr’s School of Racing

by jiffyflickr on April 13, 2011 in Automobile Files! with No comments


Dale Jr’s School of Racing, originally uploaded by jiffyfeet.

Wait a minute, those aren’t your normal bus numbers… Those are NASCAR numbers!!! Dale Earnhardt Juniors to be exact. Something tells me this bus isn’t going to normal school. I tried to see if all the kids were wearing racing helmets & Jumpsuits but I couldn’t see past the window tint. However it did have the school motto down the side "#3 is the Magic Number" Photo: Lonnie

Ponte Vedra Pets & Fashion Faux Paws

by jiffyflickr on April 4, 2011 in The Fashion Show! with 1 Comment

This just in from the Ponte Vedra Pet Owners Fashion Society – All dogs now required to wear eye protection to protect them from UV rays, Doggles are strictly prohibited. Photo: Jerry (Ponte Vedra)