Archive for November, 2009

Real Cougars Drive Saturns… NOT!

by jiffyflickr on November 24, 2009 in Automobile Files! with No comments

A. He/She was parked in the handicapped spot at Chick-Fil-A

B. The Random Ass Cougar Sticker Doesn’t hold a candle to that Awful shirt.

C. Can a “Pat” technically consider themselves a Cougar?

Photo: The Ratt

JTA BUS hittin’ switches straight out the station!

by jiffyflickr on November 16, 2009 in Automobile Files! with No comments

Check out this JTA bus straight hittin’ switches coming out of the bus station on State street this morning! Hold on to your coffee folks. This thing looks like it seriously bough to tip over. I guess the air ride went out on the right side, but what’s scary is that it is leaving the station like this… haha. Hydraulics Ugh! Photo: Chris Day

Let me see your grill… Shopping Cart Grill that is!

by jiffyflickr on November 11, 2009 in The Great Outdoors! with No comments

Lets hear it for @cmykaren first Jiffy Submission, cause it’s a damn good one. Karen got this while tailgating for the Jags Game last Sunday and she said “it sure smelled horrible and I’m pretty sure 75% of the people who ate the ribs off that grill got cancer.” Hahaha. I agree, I have seen grills mad of a lot of things but there ain’t enough Tin Foil in the world to make me eat out of a shopping cart that a Bum probably slept or shit in… sorry. But I like that hood addition on there… that’s a fine idea. You definitely want to keep that “I just licked a bums asshole” taste locked into the meats! Photo: Karen Knievel

But Officer, They are in the Car Seats! EPIC FAIL

by jiffyflickr on November 6, 2009 in Automobile Files! with 1 Comment

But Officer, They are in the Car Seats! EPIC FAILBut Officer, They are in the Car Seats! EPIC FAIL

Epicness of this FAIL is unmeasurable! And if the idea wasn’t bad enough in the first place… they were driving on I-10. Ps. Nice Bluetooth Mom!!! Photo: P Carter’s Buddy Captain Hook.

::UPDATE::
Action News 47 has done a story and video segment about these pictures. Kinda Crazy that the news is chasing down Jiffy Pics but I guess this one is kinda serious with the kids involved but they did get some pretty good facts that I think most people were unsure of. It would not be illegal in Florida if the Car Seats where bolted down (My money is on they were not) and that it is illegal for a kid under 18 to ride in the back! Read More Here

Donuts And Deer Sex should never mix… Ever.

by jiffyflickr on November 5, 2009 in Automobile Files! with 1 Comment

Wait… What? Oh, Now I Get it… Ewe. What Kind of sick minded person takes that good old Dunkin Donuts Commercial saying and mixes it with “Deer Style” sex for a sticker on you back window? And whats up with the Trucker Chick now Deer Girl one on the right… This collection of stickers is taking me to a dark place that I don’t wanna go… Photo: Bruce Bruce

Living the Krispy Kreme Dream – Guess How Many?

by jiffyflickr on November 4, 2009 in Automobile Files! with No comments

How many Krispy Kreme Donuts does it take to fill up the bed of a Ford Ranger? Well from our calculations… about 2000. (8 rows of 5 x 4 deep x a dozen) haha So Random yet so tempting.
Photo: Sir Christopher Knight