A friend of ours Tiffany Mann took this very “Crocket & Tubbs” Miami Vice esque picture of The Crobar and Bruce Bruce last weekend at the AIGA Jacksonville Summer poster show & it was such a good pic I just thought we would share it with you as a part of this new thing we are gonna try out where we spotlight our correspondents with the highest ranking submissions every month. So Far Bruce Bruce has been killing everyone! Rankings coming soon! – Lonnie Lonnington
Archive for September, 2009
MOBILE BBQ: The Pig Rig & Off The Chain
I rarely post pics from places way outside the south unless it was taken by a friend but since this one was taken by Michelle branch the singer, I figured it was a pretty reliable source and it was too good not to share it! By the looks of the wood blocks underneath it seems like this thing doesn’t get out much or either it weighs so much that normal brakes can’t hold it to a stop. Or it’s just so damn big that finding a parking place is impossible. But all I know is If I saw this coming down my street selling BAR-B-Q like the ice cream truck does… Im gettin my Ribs on son! Photo: Michelle Branch Via Twitter
Apparently this place is really OFF THE CHAIN because for a mobile Bar-B-Q Joint I haven’t seen it move in months. But from the looks of things, there is a line so it must be good! Photo: Joe “home grown” Napier
The Red Rocket – Riverside Escort Wagon
We can always count on the Riverside Publix Parking lot for some good Jiffy Pics on any given day. On my way to get lunch I saw this car hood and thought it was just some bad artwork of a kid spray painted on the hood but then after I walked past I notice the “Spermies” on the side and I thought, Maybe I’ll take a another look at that hood and sure enough, It’s not a kid but a Weener with a face and arms… aka The Red Rocket! From the looks of things, I et someone vandalized this car and the owner tried to paint over it with red paint and added arms and a face to disguise it but as you can see… it didn’t work. Or at least lets hope no one would draw this on their own car, but then again, It is a Ford Escort Wagon! Photo: The Ratt
Back 2 the Bathroom – Enchantment Under the Sea
I haven’t yet decided yet if this is awesome or terrible… but Im kinda leaning towards terribly awesome! I mean it’s like having your own private Marineland in you own home. And just in case that beautiful and life like wall mural doesn’t sell it for you, we have the Fish Screensaver shower curtain. Hey Bruce Bruce, how are you holding your breath that long without scuba gear? Well done Bruce Bruce, Well done.
The Halloween Bucket Head Boom Box Bag Lady
She’s Coming for your kids on Halloween and she wants their shoelaces and D batteries!!! Holy Crap, This lady is out of control. I bet She makes one hell of a scary noise coming down a dark alley dragging all that crap behind her. And where the hell did she get that orange hair? If you open your door on halloween and this lady is standing there, you better have more than just candy to hand over. “Trick or Treat… You got some crack?” Photo: Bruce Bruce
Denim Dan & his Uni-Chopper
I spotted this one on the bikejax.org photo gallery last week after I was on there watching the "Don’t Steal BIkes Bro" video and was completely blown away by the awesomeness in this picture. I mean it’s like the best of both worlds, it’s a Unicycle and a Chopper at the same time, and the guy wearing the all Denim plus wife-beater combo couldn’t look happier. I mean If I was asked to think of a better outfit to wear while riding that I couldn’t. It’s Perfect! I really do gotta hang out in fivepoints on the weekend more often. Thanks www.bikejax.org for letting us post this imagery of awesomeness!
Not So Grrrreat, Tony The Tiger – Dead at age 52
This just in Folks, kellogs’ Tony the Tiger made his first and last visit the south as he was seen strapped to the roof of a Nissan Sentra in the pouring down rain in Jacksonville Florida. RIP Tony, The Little League World Series will miss you more than you know. I guess some kid earned his stripes and now his father is gonna personally deliver them to him, hahaha. Not So Grrrrrreeaat. Photo: Jessica Golder
The Most Random Statement On A Car Ever…
Anyone Else Is Just Looking Around… WTF? No Logo, No URL, No Nothing! This is a sure fire way to get your car rear-ended putting that kind of confusing shit on the bottom of your tailgate. Enjoy that Shiny Bumper why it lasts you Merit Scholar! Photo: Bruce Bruce
GAY FREE?… Nope,Your Still Driving A KIA
I think this could quite possibly be the first self-inflicted religious hate crime… WOW. I mean I know the Good Word has many different interpretations but I think this might be putting words in Mr. JC’s mouth. And it’s a full color sign taped in the back window so you don’t miss it! Nice Pic @erawitsch
Schizophrenic The Clown – Funny Bunny or Silly Dilly
Apparently he needs more than just a clown car to fit all his personalities in, he needs a clown mini-van! You never know who is gonna show up at your kids party… haha. For you and your child’s sake, lets just hope its not SILLY DILLY, that might be the most scary clown name ever!!! photo: The Ratt
Overnight Vampire: Just saw this at Peters and University. Ronald Regan died many years a...
Johnny Beagude: As far as I've seen, he stops at a lot of busy intersections in the Br...
Brittany: pretty hilarious to watch, buddy looks super serious...
Janet: Just saw him in Hollywood FL at Sheridan st and sr 7. Wow to the wow w...
kat: Poorpennycarson.com was at the intersection of SR441 and Hollywood Blv...
