Sorry We SHUT… No Dead People this week! This might be one of the most straight to the point, "Dead" obvious store names ever. I can just hear the conversation now "Hi I would like to put this coffee table on consignment", sorry sir, Your still alive… WTF. Also, SHUT = Closed. Photo: Fishlip Bill and Nan
Archive for July, 2009
The DEATHMOBILE – Pledge or DIE!
If you can drive it without dying, your in!!! I have to say, I never been much for Fraternity shenanigans, But that would be one kick-ass pledge/hazing… Photo: Bruce Bruce
The MM Club – Kid Snatchin’ to Rod Stewart
Hey Kids, wanna Join the MIckey Mouse Club and Be Forever Young? Just jump right in my big red Ford F150!!! We have all heard Chester the Molester play “Pop Goes The Weasel” in his ice cream truck as he parades through neighborhoods lurking on little kids, We’ll this Kid Snatching Unofficial Disney World Mickey Mouse Club mobile plays Rod Stewart’s “Forever Young” as it snatches up your kids looking for a free ride to see Mickey and Minny or Hanna Montana! So if you hear the raspy-ness of Rod Stewart’s Voice coming down your streets, Grab your Kids!!! Photo: The Ratt
F.A.R.M. CLUB INC = Zero Pimpin Allowed.
Fathers Against Rap Music = Zero Pimpin. This shirt is effin ridiculous. Not just for that ridiculous graphic but for all Acronym’s and extensions. I mean cmon’, INC.? really, your incorporated, haha. Photo The Ratt
Hangin with Mr. Crobar – Warped Tour 07
Pic #1 – Dennis Rodman / Prodigy:
It’s hard to believe that the craziest thing on this guy is some pvc pipe!
Pic #2 – SNOT NOSE:
We told her she was the dirtiest kid at warped tour so we could get a pic, she replied “thats strange, but ok”.
DIVAS for JESUS – Watch Your Back Beyonce
Top Down on the Gold Chrysler Seabring, Jesus Fish, Leopard Dice, And a “IM1DIVA” vanity license plate. Beyonce better watch her back!!! Photo Bruce Bruce
Southern Spellin Bee – We’ll Smoke Yur Butt!
This sign is a Conglomeration Of Design and Legibility Horribleness / Greatness… My Favorite part is the Tree Graphic acting as the “T” in Tree and that it is snuggle inside the quotations so you “Get It”, haha. I also love that they even misspelled the shortening of Your as “Yur” instead of just Ur. And as for the BUTT thing, I understand the smoked pork butt reference but putting the line “We Smoke Yur Butt” right above Kids Eat Free, well… that’s just special! photo Bruce Bruce (the Westside)
Ice Cream Man From Hell – The Devils Dairy
Pic #1 – So Freakin Hot it’s cold, The Devils Dairy is the best. Pic #2 – Flames from my head to my toes! But why eyeballs near the ass? Pic #2 – I love the 3d hat on the cutout. Pic #4 – Yes, he was carrying Dry Ice in his pillow cases with the pillow in there. Photo The Ratt. See More from BIKETOBERFEST 2008!
Mullet Monday – The Dirty Cyrus
Billy Ray Cyrus Eat Your Heart Out!!! This Mullet is the Definition of a 10-90 Folks, Clean Cut Box-top in the front, Nasty Ass Scurl in the back. The best mullets are the ones like this when the long part (90%) doesn’t start till the bottom back of the head so it actually looks like two completely different types of hair on one head! That shirt is special too! Photo: The Ratt
Correction: If it has Boobs or is a Dodge Neon!
That is of course if you believe that statement in the first place… haha. I actually think this guys problem stems from the fact that he is a “Tits” man and not a “Boobs” Guy. Everyone knows Boobies are far better than Tits. I might even go as far to say that “Tits” is to “Boobs” as “C*nt” is to… well you know! Now Titties on the other hand, well thats a different story. Cause we all know “Katie has some big ass..”. PS. just for the record, the Dodge Neon is the worst car ever made. “Everyone that buys one of these should get a free sticker that says “Runs on RAM SHIT” Photo: Dayman
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