Archive for July, 2007

If that one lady had to fake being kidnapped to avoid her marriage, whats this girl gonna have to do to gt out of this??? Option 1: Move to Germany. Option 2: Kill Herself. Thats about it. because if this guy is willing to go to this length, theres no telling where he will follow her. But let me re-iterate, that its not the act that we are making fun of here, but the quality of the photo mixed with the plane jane statement. You would think that if you have been seeing someone long enough to ask them to marry you, you could ad least find a picture where you had combed your hair, or didnt look like a serial killer/child molester! Check out the commentary below for a full force slaying by the fabulous 3 and one random ass mike kelly!

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Like many posts on this site, there many things that words just can’t describe, but this time we are gonna give it our best!!! We should have seen it coming, but now it’s to late, Carboardicon (The Transformer that changes from a mini fridge box to a mini fridge box with arm holes and a boombox) is here to dance his ass off! And yes folks, that is the Transformers theme song he is dancing to. I was gonna lay the audio over the video for you but I wanted you to see it in it’s rawest form. Bruce Bruce was laughing so hard when he called, it sounded like the weasing noise you would hear if someone popped a hole in a hot air balloon. Just take notice to the complex tape harnes he has used to hold the speakers from the boom to his head. He is top heavy as hell. There is a small part of me that wants to see someone just body check him in that thing…ok so its a big part! watch the Video, Listen to the commentary, and have a happy 4th of Jiffy July!!!

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