If that one lady had to fake being kidnapped to avoid her marriage, whats this girl gonna have to do to gt out of this??? Option 1: Move to Germany. Option 2: Kill Herself. Thats about it. because if this guy is willing to go to this length, theres no telling where he will follow her. But let me re-iterate, that its not the act that we are making fun of here, but the quality of the photo mixed with the plane jane statement. You would think that if you have been seeing someone long enough to ask them to marry you, you could ad least find a picture where you had combed your hair, or didnt look like a serial killer/child molester! Check out the commentary below for a full force slaying by the fabulous 3 and one random ass mike kelly!
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Here it is, POST # 100!!! And boy is it a whopper! Warped Tour 07 was a dirty, Bloody, Sweaty mess of fun Jiffy Madness. It was hot as hell with no shade in sight, but it didn’t stop the rockin or the punks from fist pumpin. So many people had dirty filthy feet that I couldn’t even attempt to take a pic of them all. But what We got for you to see is the very best of the best, and If our crude commentary hasn’t offended you by now, then were probably friends or your just as twisted. Thanks for all the support so far, It’s a terrible hobby we have, cataloging the redidculous, but weve enjoyed every second of it. Because like I’ve said before, We can’t make this stuff up!
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Word from the wise…Don’t messwith the Courage Crew. Or anyone who has blood splatter tattooed on themselves.
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Like many posts on this site, there many things that words just can’t describe, but this time we are gonna give it our best!!! We should have seen it coming, but now it’s to late, Carboardicon (The Transformer that changes from a mini fridge box to a mini fridge box with arm holes and a boombox) is here to dance his ass off! And yes folks, that is the Transformers theme song he is dancing to. I was gonna lay the audio over the video for you but I wanted you to see it in it’s rawest form. Bruce Bruce was laughing so hard when he called, it sounded like the weasing noise you would hear if someone popped a hole in a hot air balloon. Just take notice to the complex tape harnes he has used to hold the speakers from the boom to his head. He is top heavy as hell. There is a small part of me that wants to see someone just body check him in that thing…ok so its a big part! watch the Video, Listen to the commentary, and have a happy 4th of Jiffy July!!!
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It’s not very often you get to see a DeLorean crusing around town, but every time I do see one, I cant help but wonder why they don’t have a Flux Capacitor in the back window or a Mr. Fusion? How can you drive one of these things around and still be serious. I would at least have to have a liscense plate or a sticker that said “1.21 Gigowatts or 88mph or Bust” on it! For a car that was supposed to look futuristic, this thing looks like Johnny 5′s retarded brother. But hey, at least it’s doors open with a minimum required space (video). And just incase you were wondering about getting one of these things, you can actually get a refurbished one for about the price of Scion. So you gotta ask yourself, what would Micheal J Fox do?…You know.
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