Archive for November, 2006

Welcome to the Jiffy Feet Bowl 2006!

Great Outdoors

Ok, Take a deep breath…I know this is a bit after the game but I just found it and had to post immedietly. So I guess its safe to say they didn’t think about how bad it’s gonna suck to load up three TV’s, two chairs, a COUCH, two coolers that double as coffe tables, garbage can, a tent, a grill, a couple of tv stands and the left over food if there is any, after they have been drinking all day. I mean seriously, this is tailgating at new levels, but hey, you can’t get a view of the St. Johns and a bunch of drunk college girls at home! Nice setup boys! Go Gators!…and next year, double decker couch!!!

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M.I.L.F. stands for “Moms in Leg Fight!”


Talk about setting a good example for you kids??? It’s one thing for fathers to fight at football games, when you mix sports, testosterone, and your kids… It happens. And that’s not just a redneck thing, but now that mom’s with handi-cams are getting in on the action, it’s only gonna get more interesting! Sign #59 up for the Cowboy’s special teams! That was a textbook Swiff Kick to the butt! If we could hear the audio better, I bet she said “That’s for missing my tupperware party last week, Sheryl!” WOW! Props to whoever edited this slow-mo footage at the end.

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Don’t Turn On that Rear Wiper!

The Automobile Files

Well, I guess if your driving around a Plymouth Voyager Mini van in the first place, your not to concerned with looks! Correct me if Im wrong, but I dont remember back windows needing verticle support braces? Someone put some serious thought into this procedure. Maybe they are future residents of the “Macguyver Academy of Longterm Quick Fixes”? I would love to turn on that rear wiper and watch it turn this fine crafted duct-tape sculpture into a mangled mess of tape! Woo Hoo!

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The Jiffy Feet Shuffle at it’s best!

Great Outdoors

If any of you are having trouble understanding what the term ” Jiffy Feet” means, this photo should sum it up for you. The only thing better would have been to get him in the store. And no he is not homless, that is just how he rolls! All the way from the Waffle House to the Jiffy!

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Be Safe, Dont Forget to wear a Bib!!!

Great Outdoors

Ive been saving this one for a while to post for Thanksgiving! I didn’t know Sonny’s got down like that? I know Ive got a dirty mind on this one, but hey, I didn’t make the sign… Then again, the thought of 3 ways of pork is exciting. I mean to some men, this could be better than sex. Some people think of 3 ways as the ultimate sexual experience, and If pork is your thing, Then I guess this could be heaven for you. Just dont forget to wear your Condom/Bib when experimenting with multiple meats!

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C’mon Ride That Train!…With Spinners.

Great Outdoors

Mad props to The Crobar on this awesome photo from Palatka. Gosh I dont even know where to start? Well for starters, He’s got a damn bike with a trailer(with spinner rims) hooked to it and a Winn Dixie shopping cart hooked to that!!! Can you imagine how much noise that shopping cart was probably making? I mean those things are loud as hell in the store and thats on a smooth surface, much less on a sidewalk with cracks and bumps and going at a much higher speed. Crobar said the trailer also had a spare tire hooked to it as well. I think if we get anymore pics like this our site is gonna crash. Enjoy this one over the weekend!

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We’re Gonna Need More Runway Santa!!!

Great Outdoors

This Photo is hot off the press! I just took this on my way to the store and I think they saw me take it but I should be safe…After all, Santa is a religious figure right? Anyway, Im not gonna say anything about this photo being how it’s probably bad karma to even put this picture on here but I thought you all should see it, and as a reminder that “its the thought that counts” with the holiday season just around the corner and all. Boom Pow!

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Dreams Really Do Come True!!!

Chair Truck

Well, at least we know these Disney Characters haven’t let all that fame and fortune go to thier heads!. Just in case you didn’t notice, on the left side by Pinnochio it says “Dreams do come true” and under Micky,Mini, and Goofy on the back it says “Remember the magic”. If you can’t go to Disney all the time, What better way is there to remember than this camper!

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All My Mailmen Drive a Lowrider!

Great Outdoors

There’s not a whole lot I can say about this photo that it doesn’t say for itself, but damn. I think it might have been a bit cheeper to buy a metal pole to put the mailbox on vs all those concrete blocks, but then again, these were probably just taken from the backyard anyway. I guess the thought of stacking the blocks higher never crossed thier mind? At least for the mailmen’s sake push it closer to the road!

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The Duct-Tape Doctor Strikes Again!

Chair Truck

After seeing this photo from “Bruce Bruce”, I think the “Duct-Tape” Company is gonna have to add a new disclaimer to thier packaging. WARNING: If using Duct-Tape to hold a piece of a car in place, do not exceed 35mph. Even as the strongest tape known to man, we can not guarantee it above this speed, nor do we condone Duct-Tape for automobile repair. Unless you live in Palatka then it’s ok. I think FORD now stands for “Fix Only Real Duct-tape”.

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