How The UNISEX Bathroom was invented.

I mean Really… What bathroom wouldn’t be completely without a Mini Fridge cooling a 2 Liter of Coca-Cola and a 12 pack of Old Milwaukee. Especially for those brutally long sessions, you don’t want to get dehydrated.

Worst Pickup Attempt Ever. You Like Rass-Ling?

This might be the first time a grown ass man ever tried to pick up on some women by asking “You Like Rass-Ling? WRA World Rass-Ling Association?” If that’s Stone Cold Steve Austin, my ass is a typewriter.

Nice Try Lonnie. Thanks to @katiekurycki & @cmykaren for this awesome video!

Divorced Overweight Shrimp 4 Sale!

Callahan Shrimp Co. - Take #2 Translation: Divorced Overweight Shrimp. From this point on we will have to Write it oxyMORON… Nice Pic Jeffrey, thin the herd indeed.

Callahan Shrimp Co. - Take #1- Freash Shrimp

Lonnies Surfboard Rentals - BYODT (Duct Tape)

Saw this one over on SurfJaxPier.com today. A picture is worth a thousand words and this one comes with a whole role of Duct Tape!!! I love that he ran cross strips for support. Not sure what the brown tape on the nose is. Might be Pantyhose. Nice pic guys, you made Mayport Proud! (Photo: SJP @ The Poles)

Do they make those with Prescription lenses?

Haha, I really can’t make any fun of this, I used to drive around in a mascot outfit just to see peoples reactions. Maybe she is just breaking them in for next ski season. anywho, nice pic “The Butscher” @pointshootenjoy!

A “Whopper” of a Marriage Proposal!

I wonder if it was an onion ring? Do it La La! thnx for the tip @badday81 - Downtown Jacksonville

Jo Jo The “High Top Camper” Tree Man

And his pretty new pet… I mean Tree (Tommy boy). Nice Custom Topper Jo Jo, Stack Em Three High & Get Er Done. Photo: Bruce Bruce

24 Hour “Anytang You Want Baby” Store!

…Me Hungry long time. I love how they used the different fonts for the different types of food, haha. I guess this is what it would look like if you combined a McDonald’s (24 hr Drive Thru), Dunkin Donuts, Burger King, KFC (Louisiana Fried Chicken sign on the right), Starbucks (Flavor, not Flavored Coffee) and a random ass Chinese restaurant. So Awesome! Nice Photo: Johnny 5 (Cali)

Can You Say… Neon Camouflage?

The most Oxymoronic case of Fashion and Bench placement ever. - Photo: Clif Watson.

Poor Penny Carson - Intersection Puppeteer!

So apparently this Gentleman known as “Poor Penny Carson” and his puppeteer have been traveling Florida trying to spread the word that Ronald Reagan is in fact the Beast known as #666. This might be one of the most elaborate “Intersection Infomercial Entertainers” I have ever seen. Life size Puppet in the front, Gigantic Stenciled sign strapped on the back. Get Er Done Penny! Photo: Chris Day (Atlantic & Monument)

::UPDATE:: The “DUMMY” also has a name… SWEET PEA JOHNSON!!! Via myspace.com/poorpennycarson (73 Friends) - Also watch more of Penny and Sweet Pea on YouTube

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