First Coast Scoopers - The Poop One

The funny thing is I didn’t even see the license plate till after about the 4th mile behind him trying to decide whether or not I should take a pic. But that “POOP ONE” Vanity plate sealed the deal. Its amazing to me that someone could have so much dog poop that they need to hire someone to clean it up but hey, I guess with the tag line “Were #1 in the #2 Business” you cant go wrong. Photo The Ratt

Southern Spellin Bee - Freash Shrimp Yall!

If you had to guess which one of these two words would most likely get misspelled, i definitely wouldn’t have picked Fresh! Cause with all the variations on Shrimp (aka, Skrimp, Shremp, Shirmps) You typically get slang thats more than likely done on purpose. But this is def my new fav that Im gonna be using in my vocab, haha. Them Kicks are Freash (Fr-eeee-aa-shh) Boy! I have to give props to jacksonville confidential for uncovering this one first, But my boy Bruce Bruce got a better pic. He was just a little behind sending it.

Hangin With Mr Crobar - No Sunscreen In The Matrix

Apparently there’s no sunscreen in the matrix. This is one of my favs, simply because the guy posed for this pic and how straight faced they both were! Epic. Taken at Bike Week 2006

Get Nailed By The Best! Licensed & Insured.

Pull your britches up mang, it’s time to do some Nailin and Roofin!!! The shirt says it all, Nice pic @pointshootenjoy

Vintage Jiffy: The Carta Family Hotrod Shortbus

Marisa went home for fathers day two weekends ago, and uncovered this Polaroid of her dad in this chopped VW hotrod short bus that they had when Marisa and her sister were kids. How she could fail to remember this till now is a tragedy, but she does remember they called it the Cap N’ Cruch Van! What I would give to have a better pic of the screamin eagle on the front. Apparently they used to take it to van shows. Marisa’s dad looked so happy in this pic, i wish they would have kept it. Bruce Bruce makes a good point though, It does look like the original Element… which is what Marisa drives now! hahah

The Most Racist T-Shirt Ever… WTF?!

Holy Shite!!! Have you ever seen a more racist T-Shirt in your life? And if it wasn’t a ridiculous enough graphic to begin with, they printed it on a Neon Green Tee. That thing looks fresh out the package. I think this guy knew that this might be the only place besides a Klan rally that he could wear this and not get beat down. I mean, talk about balls… Gawd. Props to @pointshootenjoy for capturing this spectacle of Outrageous Apparel. And If you haven’t guessed, It was Taken at the MONSTER TRUCK rally here in Jax last year, I just been holding on to it for a while. Let the Comments Fly!!!

Southern Spellin Bee - FOR SALE BROWN E99S

Aside from the fact that I have never seen a “g” look like that in my life, somehow you can still make out the sign. I guess maybe we are just so used to gas station signs repurposing numbers for letters that we just get it. But the juxtaposition and sizing of all the lettering and arrows is just baffling , but It does look like smurfs blood. Photo: Bruce Bruce

Chalkboard Car take 2: The Duct Tape Door

Break on through to the other side… Not with this Duct Tape job. Wow! That looks safer than JB Weld son! In all honesty, I’m seriously impressed. I’m a firm believer that Duct-Tape and Velcro will save the world, and this is just one more piece of evidence! Photo: The Ratt

Sanford & Son ain’t got shit… Tailgate Sandwich!

Have you ever seen a more packed down Sonoma in all your life? Let’s start off with the tailgate sandwich, he’s got one tailgate to hold up the treasure chest and one to sit the bike on. The gas tanks are strung together on a bungee cord, and there is a ladder & inflatable boat on top. Gawd knows what else is on the inside if this is what’s strapped on the outside. One good bump and its a free for all!!! Just look at how flat that back left tire is. Something tells me this isn’t the last we will see of this guy. Photo: The Crobar (@walmart no less)

The Log Cabin Bar Made of Cinderblocks = FAIL

This one was captured in good ole Cresent City Florida. I mean, no matter how you look at it, This is an EPIC FAIL. Nice One BRUCE BRUCE

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